You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
