he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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