On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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