***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I think I am morally bankrupt
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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