What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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