You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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