What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
