Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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