so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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