we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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