I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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