if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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