she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
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