haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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