I just saw a hot homeless man
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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