Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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