guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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