i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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