she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Randomize