six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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