Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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