I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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