She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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