Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Randomize
