Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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