I think im going to throw up on grandma
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I know her cup size but not her name....
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