i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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