Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
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