what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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