Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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