I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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