considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Randomize