the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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