How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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