It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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