I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
