he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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