can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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