I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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