Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
