Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
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