I want to have your abortion
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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