she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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