So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm too high and old for this...
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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