just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
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