i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
how does that bad decision feel?
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