I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
vagina is talking i cant
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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