You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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