He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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