At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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