When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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