She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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