question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
that is very illegal...i love you.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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