oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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