Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
