he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I want her autograph on my taint
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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