No period for spring break; use this wisely.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
