for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
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