This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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