dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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