I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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