Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
