So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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